Funny Routines To Tell Women & Make Them Laugh

I'm about to give you two "funny routines" youncan use to make women laugh in ANY situation.

I've used these routines to make literally hundredsnof women giggle and laugh like young school girls.

And I mea
ALL types of women.

From college students, to strippers, to lawyers,nto waitresses and even one famous Australian actressn(and no, I'm not revealing who it was, so don't ask).

These "funny routines" will make 95% of women laugh.
They may, at first, seem 'silly' to you. But I encouragenyou to go out and try them. You WILL be surprised.

And you ready to learn my two favorite "funny routines?"nn******************************
THE "NEW YORK" HANDSHAKEn******************************

This is one of my personal favorites :-)nn(SIDE NOTE: I've never been to NYC. And Indon't know how people from NYC shake hands.
For all I know, new yorkers don't even shakenhands, but choose to slap each other instead.
Can someone confirm this for me? Thanks)

YOU: (going to shake her hand)
"Have you ever been to New York?"

HER: "No"

YOU: Ok I have a friend from New York, andnshe showed me how they shake hands over there.
And it goes something like this ...nn(Proceed to teach her a funny or ghetto handshake.
It could be one you did with your buddies in High
School or one your kid sister taught you. Eithe
way, make it a long and ridiculous hand shake).

HER: "Hahah"

YOU: "Apparently, that's the hand shake you donif you're a gangster. Oooh I knew you were a thug!"

So why do I love this hand shake?

Well, there are several reasons. Firstly, itnconveys that I have women in my life (it wasna woman who taught me the hand shake).

And secondly, it demonstrates that I'm anguy who doesn't take himself TOO seriously.nn******************
I'M NOT THAT EASY! BUY ME FLOWERS!
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Ok here's another "funny routine" I love.nn(SIDE NOTE: This one is not really a "routine"nper say, but a fantastic way to respond to ANYnwoman who shows even the slightest bit of interestnin you. Like touching your arm or complimenting you).

HER: "Hey, I like your jacket"

YOU: "Hey, I'm not that easy okay? You have to buy menexpensive jewlery, prada shoes and roses before I'll sleepnwith you. I'm not a piece of meat, I have feelings too!"

Try saying the above sentence with a pissed offnparis hilton voice. The more dramatic and diva-likenyou sound - the more women are going to LAUGH.

In fact, women will think you are HILARIOUS!

Why? Firstly, because you are pretending to be a high-maintainence woman. And secondly, you're turning thentables and implying that she was the one hitting on YOU.

Pure comedy gold!

Go out there and give these routines a try. They've workednfor me many times and I'm sure they'll work for you too :-)

Talk Soon,
Alexnhttp://www.alexcoulson.comn