I want a Cell Phone Jammer

Well, we certainly can't blame Dennis Nicholl for breaking the law. Frankly, had I been nearby him when he did it, I would have kept silent and let him continue breaking the law—unless, of course, I was engaged in some loud, planet-moving discussion with a world leader.

Nicholl, 63, was recently on a Chicago subway train. He brought with him a cell phone jammer. Unfortunately for Nicholl that day, Keegan Goudie was on the same train. Goudie is a blogger, noticed the infraction and began blogging about it. One thing led to another and Nicholl ended up being charged with the unlawful interference with a public utility.

Someone called 911 on him. Though Nicholl was breaking the law, arguably, he wasn't committing any act that was putting anyone else's life or limb in immediate danger. Or was he? I'm sure we can all get creative here.

Anyways, Nicholl's lawyer says his client meant no life or limb danger. Like most of us, Nicholl only wanted some peace. Cell phone users tend to talk a lot louder into their phones than to people sitting right next to them. Sometimes, they're outright obnoxious. They should be glad the infraction is only a cell phone jammer and not someone's angry hands.

If making calls becomes allowed on airplanes in flight, it won't be pretty. It's bad enough when some fool talks loud while waiting for the boarding door to close. Nobody wants to hear how big the deal you are closing is or that Timmy scored a goal in soccer. Stop being a jerk.

So why is interference with a conversation via electronic device illegal, yet it's not illegal to "jam" riders' cell phone yakking with loud whistling, singing, loudly yakking to oneself or playing a harmonica?

Because these non-techy interference techniques can't jam up someone's legitimate call to 911. Nicholl's jammer could have prevented another rider from getting through to 911 to report sudden difficulty breathing. So if you're hell bent on using a cell phone jammer, maybe make sure first that everyone looks healthy?

The punishment is heavy. A Florida man had to cough up $48,000. Also in Florida, a teacher was suspended after jamming his students' phones. A priest was even busted for using one in church. Ahh, technology.